Lincoln, NE—Mason Keim added a new word to his vocabulary last weekend and, in doing so, managed to acquire everthing. His parents report that since learning the word “MINE” Mason has laid claim to virtually everything in their house (his house) as well as various items in stores and the homes of friends and neighbors.
Said James Keim, Mason’s father, “It seemed natural that he would identify his toys and his bed as being his. And, I guess I wasn’t surprised when he let me know that the remote control was his—I had somewhat suspected that might be the case. However, I was startled to find out that all my shoes, my cell phone, and my wallet also belonged to him.”
Ironically, this development comes not long after Mason’s great aunts, Betty and Margaret, teased Mason’s parents for referring to their home as Mason’s house. “While he hasn’t specifically said the house itself is his,” explained Christi Keim, Mason’s mother, “we suspect that that it may be … given that everything inside seems to be his.”
Added James, “The one upshot I can see to this situation is that Christi and I probably don’t have to worry about writing a will.”
Friends of the family agree that this is serious blow to Mason’s parents coming so soon after losing their personal identities—now recognized publicly as simply Mason’s Mom and Mason’s Dad.
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